Discover the Flavors of Cranky Cafe with Our Tempting Menu!
Welcome to Cranky Cafe, located at 33 Ocean Dr, Merimbula NSW 2548, where every bite is an experience waiting to unfold! Our menu is a delightful medley of classic favorites and innovative dishes that cater to every palate. Start your culinary journey with our celebrated Fish Cocktail and Chips or dive into the heartiness of our Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Burger. Health enthusiasts will adore the Smashed Avocado Toast and Vegetarian Bowl, while those craving comfort can indulge in our crispy Calamari Rings or the iconic Bacon and Egg Roll. Don't miss The Stevo Special or the delicious Falafel Wrap for a unique twist. Pair your meal with a refreshing Smoothie or a classic Milkshake, and wrap up your visit with a rich Brownie for dessert. Swing by Cranky Cafe to savor these specialties that we’re sure will keep you coming back for more!
All day Breakfast Menu
Bacon and Egg Roll
Fresh house made Turkish roll, award winning double smoked bacon, local free range eggs, choice of sauce or house made tomato relish$ A$11.50
BLT
Fresh house made Turkish roll, award winning double smoked bacon, salad leaves, mayonnaise and tomato$ A$11.50
BLAT
Fresh house made Turkish roll, award winning local bacon, salad leaves, tomato, mayonnaise and avocado$ A$13.50
House made Fruit Toast
In- house thick cut fruit toast (no nuts) with butter. Choice of jam$ A$7.50
Healthy Start
House made honey fruit and nut granola on a bed of local honey Greek yoghurt, poached pears and seasonal fruit$ A$12.50
Benny Roll
Fresh house made Turkish roll, two free range eggs, local bacon topped with hollandaise sauce. Add hash brown - $1.50$ A$14.50
Smashed Avocado
Fresh avocado mixed with Persian feta, lemon and herbs on house bread with roasted baby tomatoes, salad and vinaigrette dressing$ A$16.50
Falafel Wrap
House made tasty falafels with hommus, lettuce, carrot and garlic sauce. Wrapped in tortilla and finished on grill CAN BE VEGAN$ A$15.50
Crispy Chicken Wrap
Panko crumbed chicken thighs on tortilla with house made chipotle mayonnaise, lettuce and carrot. Add cheese and bacon for DELUXE $2.00$ A$15.50
Beef Burger
180g beef patty, house made tomato relish, mayonnaise, lettuce, fresh tomato on a fresh house milk bun. Add - cheese bacon and egg THE LOT $2.00$ A$15.50
Cheeseburger
180g beef patty, cheese, American mustard, tomato sauce, pickle on a house milk bun. Add side of chips $2.50 or GF roll $2.50$ A$16.50
Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Burger
Chicken thigh marinated in buttermilk and Cranky's special spice, fried with crunchy slaw, cheese, pickle and chipotle mayonnaise on a fresh milk bun. Add chips $2.50Fish Burger
Local fish of the day beer battered on a fresh milk bun with tartare sauce, red onion and salad leaves.$ A$15.50
Vego Bowl
Selection of roasted veggies on a bed of salad leaves, vinaigrette dressing, house made falafels, house made polenta chips, grilled haloumi, flatbread and garlic sauce on the side - CAN be GF or VEGAN$ A$17.50
Vegan Burger
Tandoori spiced bean and quinoa patty, hommous, tomato relish, caramelised onions, rocket and salad greens on a Turkish roll. GF roll: $2.50 or add side of chips $2.50Flathead Wrap - from 10.30 am
Beer battered flathead on tortilla wrap with salad leaves, red onion and tartare sauce$ A$16.50
Local grilled fish meal
Local grilled fish served with herb butter with salad and sweet potato chips$ A$23.50
Lunch 'n Snacks
KIDS MENU
Bacon and Egg Muffin
Local double smoked bacon, local free range egg on English muffin with choice of sauce$ A$7.50
Chicken Burger
McCain's chicken tender on English muffin with lettuce and cheese - choice of sauce$ A$9.50
Chicken Sticks and Chips
McCain chicken tenders with chips and sauce$ A$9.50
Fish Cocktail and Chips
Local Beer Battered fish cocktails of the day with chips and sauce$ A$9.50
Local Flake serve
Beer battered local flake only. Or add chips $2.50$ A$9.50
Local Flathead Serve
Beer battered local flathead serve. Add chips $2.50$ A$14.50
Fresh Local fish serve
Choice of local fish. Can be Ling Cod, Blue Grenadier, Mowong, Ocean Perch or Flathead fillet (skin -on) Please ask. Add Chips $2.50$ A$14.50
Local Flake Family Pack
4 serves of beer battered local flake, large chips , 4 potato cakes, lemon$ A$40.00
Local Flathead Family Pack
4 Serves of beer battered flathead, large chips, 4 potato cakes, lemon$ A$65.00
Fresh Local Family Pack
4 serves of local beer battered fish, large chips, 4 potato cakes, lemon.$ A$55.00
CHIPS from
Side chips $2.50, Regular chips $5.50 Medium chips $8.50 Large Chips $10.50$ A$2.50
Takeaway garden salad from
Garden salad small $6.00 Large $10.00$ A$6.00
Condiments from
Tomato sachets .50 or tub $2.50, BBQ sauce .50 or tub $2.50. Tartare sauce tub $2.50$ A$0.50
Seafood Pack for 1
Beer battered fish cocktails, crumbed calamari, sea scallop, prawn and salt n pepper squid, seafood stick, potato cake, chips and lemon$ A$21.50
Panko crumbed calamari pack (6) only
Add chips $2.50$ A$12.50
Panko Crumbed Prawns (6) only
add chips $2.50$ A$12.50
Crumbed Sea Scallops (6) only
add chips $2.50$ A$12.50
Salt n Pepper Squid pack (8) only
add chips $2.50$ A$12.50
Amazing House Made Potato Cakes
Beer battered sliced potato - yum$ A$1.50
OTHER STUFF from
Dim sim $2.50, Seafood stick $3.00, Panko crumbed calamari $2.50, Panko Crumbed Prawn $2.50, Crumbed sea scallop $2.50, Salt n Pepper squid $2.00, McCain's chicken tender $2.50 or House made local fish cocktail $2.50$ A$2.50
FISH GRILLED (EXCLUDING FLATHEAD FILLETS)
We have a charge of $3.00 to grill your fish$ A$3.00
Fish n Chips
