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  • +61 419 638 277
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Discover the Flavors of Cranky Cafe with Our Tempting Menu!

Welcome to Cranky Cafe, located at 33 Ocean Dr, Merimbula NSW 2548, where every bite is an experience waiting to unfold! Our menu is a delightful medley of classic favorites and innovative dishes that cater to every palate. Start your culinary journey with our celebrated Fish Cocktail and Chips or dive into the heartiness of our Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Burger. Health enthusiasts will adore the Smashed Avocado Toast and Vegetarian Bowl, while those craving comfort can indulge in our crispy Calamari Rings or the iconic Bacon and Egg Roll. Don't miss The Stevo Special or the delicious Falafel Wrap for a unique twist. Pair your meal with a refreshing Smoothie or a classic Milkshake, and wrap up your visit with a rich Brownie for dessert. Swing by Cranky Cafe to savor these specialties that we’re sure will keep you coming back for more!
All day Breakfast Menu Lunch 'n Snacks KIDS MENU Fish n Chips

All day Breakfast Menu

All day Breakfast Menu

Bacon and Egg Roll

Fresh house made Turkish roll, award winning double smoked bacon, local free range eggs, choice of sauce or house made tomato relish
$ A$11.50

BLT

Fresh house made Turkish roll, award winning double smoked bacon, salad leaves, mayonnaise and tomato
$ A$11.50

BLAT

Fresh house made Turkish roll, award winning local bacon, salad leaves, tomato, mayonnaise and avocado
$ A$13.50

House made Fruit Toast

In- house thick cut fruit toast (no nuts) with butter. Choice of jam
$ A$7.50

Healthy Start

House made honey fruit and nut granola on a bed of local honey Greek yoghurt, poached pears and seasonal fruit
$ A$12.50

Benny Roll

Fresh house made Turkish roll, two free range eggs, local bacon topped with hollandaise sauce. Add hash brown - $1.50
$ A$14.50

Smashed Avocado

Fresh avocado mixed with Persian feta, lemon and herbs on house bread with roasted baby tomatoes, salad and vinaigrette dressing
$ A$16.50

Falafel Wrap

House made tasty falafels with hommus, lettuce, carrot and garlic sauce. Wrapped in tortilla and finished on grill CAN BE VEGAN
$ A$15.50

Crispy Chicken Wrap

Panko crumbed chicken thighs on tortilla with house made chipotle mayonnaise, lettuce and carrot. Add cheese and bacon for DELUXE $2.00
$ A$15.50

Beef Burger

180g beef patty, house made tomato relish, mayonnaise, lettuce, fresh tomato on a fresh house milk bun. Add - cheese bacon and egg THE LOT $2.00
$ A$15.50

Cheeseburger

180g beef patty, cheese, American mustard, tomato sauce, pickle on a house milk bun. Add side of chips $2.50 or GF roll $2.50
$ A$16.50

Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Burger

Chicken thigh marinated in buttermilk and Cranky's special spice, fried with crunchy slaw, cheese, pickle and chipotle mayonnaise on a fresh milk bun. Add chips $2.50

Fish Burger

Local fish of the day beer battered on a fresh milk bun with tartare sauce, red onion and salad leaves.
$ A$15.50

Vego Bowl

Selection of roasted veggies on a bed of salad leaves, vinaigrette dressing, house made falafels, house made polenta chips, grilled haloumi, flatbread and garlic sauce on the side - CAN be GF or VEGAN
$ A$17.50

Vegan Burger

Tandoori spiced bean and quinoa patty, hommous, tomato relish, caramelised onions, rocket and salad greens on a Turkish roll. GF roll: $2.50 or add side of chips $2.50

Flathead Wrap - from 10.30 am

Beer battered flathead on tortilla wrap with salad leaves, red onion and tartare sauce
$ A$16.50

Local grilled fish meal

Local grilled fish served with herb butter with salad and sweet potato chips
$ A$23.50

Lunch 'n Snacks

Lunch 'n Snacks

KIDS MENU

KIDS MENU

Bacon and Egg Muffin

Local double smoked bacon, local free range egg on English muffin with choice of sauce
$ A$7.50

Chicken Burger

McCain's chicken tender on English muffin with lettuce and cheese - choice of sauce
$ A$9.50

Chicken Sticks and Chips

McCain chicken tenders with chips and sauce
$ A$9.50

Fish Cocktail and Chips

Local Beer Battered fish cocktails of the day with chips and sauce
$ A$9.50

Local Flake serve

Beer battered local flake only. Or add chips $2.50
$ A$9.50

Local Flathead Serve

Beer battered local flathead serve. Add chips $2.50
$ A$14.50

Fresh Local fish serve

Choice of local fish. Can be Ling Cod, Blue Grenadier, Mowong, Ocean Perch or Flathead fillet (skin -on) Please ask. Add Chips $2.50
$ A$14.50

Local Flake Family Pack

4 serves of beer battered local flake, large chips , 4 potato cakes, lemon
$ A$40.00

Local Flathead Family Pack

4 Serves of beer battered flathead, large chips, 4 potato cakes, lemon
$ A$65.00

Fresh Local Family Pack

4 serves of local beer battered fish, large chips, 4 potato cakes, lemon.
$ A$55.00

CHIPS from

Side chips $2.50, Regular chips $5.50 Medium chips $8.50 Large Chips $10.50
$ A$2.50

Takeaway garden salad from

Garden salad small $6.00 Large $10.00
$ A$6.00

Condiments from

Tomato sachets .50 or tub $2.50, BBQ sauce .50 or tub $2.50. Tartare sauce tub $2.50
$ A$0.50

Seafood Pack for 1

Beer battered fish cocktails, crumbed calamari, sea scallop, prawn and salt n pepper squid, seafood stick, potato cake, chips and lemon
$ A$21.50

Panko crumbed calamari pack (6) only

Add chips $2.50
$ A$12.50

Panko Crumbed Prawns (6) only

add chips $2.50
$ A$12.50

Crumbed Sea Scallops (6) only

add chips $2.50
$ A$12.50

Salt n Pepper Squid pack (8) only

add chips $2.50
$ A$12.50

Amazing House Made Potato Cakes

Beer battered sliced potato - yum
$ A$1.50

OTHER STUFF from

Dim sim $2.50, Seafood stick $3.00, Panko crumbed calamari $2.50, Panko Crumbed Prawn $2.50, Crumbed sea scallop $2.50, Salt n Pepper squid $2.00, McCain's chicken tender $2.50 or House made local fish cocktail $2.50
$ A$2.50

FISH GRILLED (EXCLUDING FLATHEAD FILLETS)

We have a charge of $3.00 to grill your fish
$ A$3.00

Fish n Chips

Fish n Chips

Cranky Cafe

Craving a taste of happiness? Swing by Cranky Cafe for a delightful culinary experience like no other. Indulge in our freshly brewed coffee and scrumptious pastries – your taste buds will thank you!

Hours

  • Monday : 07:00 AM - 02:30 PM
  • Tuesday : 07:00 AM - 02:30 PM
  • Wednesday : 07:00 AM - 02:30 PM
  • Thursday : 07:00 AM - 02:30 PM
  • Friday : 07:00 AM - 02:30 PM
  • Saturday : 07:00 AM - 02:30 PM
  • Sunday : 07:00 AM - 02:30 PM
  • Contact US

    Address: 33 Ocean Dr, Merimbula NSW 2548, Australia
    Phone: +61 419 638 277